Friend Who Is A Cat Owner Pillows

"He's down to his last three or four lives."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cats on Board.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"We should start wearing masks."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"How do I get down?"

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.