Cat-owning Partner Pillows

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Mog The Week

"I hate it..."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"It's nice to be wanted."

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.