Cat-enthusiast Partner Pillows

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Cats on Board.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Meowlzebub

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"How do I get down?"