Partners Who Own Cats Pillows

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Collies Without Borders

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"I hate it..."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Zen Litter Box

'Now I really am sick.'

Cat sat in the Milky Way

Valentines Day Cats

'And once more with feeling.'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

"This cat has got to go on a diet...he weighs 78 pounds!"

"You shouldn't have!"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'How's your new fish?'