Partners Who Own Cats Gifts

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Collies Without Borders

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"I hate it..."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Zen Litter Box

'Now I really am sick.'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

Cat sat in the Milky Way

"This cat has got to go on a diet...he weighs 78 pounds!"

'And once more with feeling.'

Valentines Day Cats

"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."

"You shouldn't have!"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'