Spouse Who Loves Cats Gifts

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Cats on Board.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"How do I get down?"

When Dogs Rule

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Zen Litter Box

Evolution of the Cat.

How cats see their home

'And once more with feeling.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Cat Chores

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'Save my place.'

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'She's a lap cat.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats