Cat Lover In The Family Gifts

Evolution of the Cat.

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Hell No Kitty

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Now I really am sick.'

Valentines Day Cats

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

How to scare cats.

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Cat Chores

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Save my place.'

'She's a lap cat.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

Cat crossing

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

Not complaining, but when do you think your cats will be done sleeping on the furniture?

Cat using mousetraps