Cat Loving Relative Gifts

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Mog The Week

"Cat park"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Evolution of the Cat.

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

"He's very finicky."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

How to scare cats.

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Don't be silly, it's not an aquarium: It's my pantry..."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"

Not complaining, but when do you think your cats will be done sleeping on the furniture?

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

Cat crossing

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."