Cat-loving Family Member Gifts

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Cat park"

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Evolution of the Cat.

How cats see their home

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"He's very finicky."

Zen Kitten

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"The meaning of life is cats."