Family Member With A Cat Gifts

How to scare cats.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Feline Evolution.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Mog The Week

Hell No Kitty

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Zen Litter Box

Evolution of the Cat.

'And once more with feeling.'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Zen Kitten

"He's very finicky."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'Who are you and what do you want?'

How cats see their home

'It all started with them sending me outside to do my 'business'.'

'Now I really am sick.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'She's killing me with kindness!'