Family Member With A Pet Cat Gifts

'She's a lap cat.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cats on Board.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"How do I get down?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

'It all started with them sending me outside to do my 'business'.'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

How cats see their home

'Now I really am sick.'

How to scare cats.

"I wasn't dead yet."

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Cat Chores

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

"Around here his word is law."

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'

'Save my place.'

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."