Family Cat Owner Gifts

Cat Chores

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"I hate it..."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

String Theory for Beginners.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat on guitar

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'