Family Cat Owner Gifts

Cat Chores

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"I hate it..."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat on guitar

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'