Cat Owners Gifts

Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without His Cat.

"This app alerts me when I'm being selfish, unsocial or temperamental. I need to change my personality, because it alerts me every minute of the day."

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

'Oh how thoughtful...she's using the lap warmer to prepare for my arrival.'

Fluffy stakes out his territory

'The cat's away... So what!?'

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

"Do you have larger takeout boxes? We promised the cat something to play in."

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Tie

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."