Cat Owners Mugs

Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without His Cat.

"This app alerts me when I'm being selfish, unsocial or temperamental. I need to change my personality, because it alerts me every minute of the day."

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

'Oh how thoughtful...she's using the lap warmer to prepare for my arrival.'

Fluffy stakes out his territory

'The cat's away... So what!?'

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

"Do you have larger takeout boxes? We promised the cat something to play in."

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Cat Tie

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and dog at a will reading.