Owning Cats Mugs

Cat laughing at dog having to go outside in the rain to go to the toilet.

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Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"I hate it..."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"This does not make us friends."

String Theory for Beginners.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

Puss in Heels

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."