Owning Cats Gifts

Cat laughing at dog having to go outside in the rain to go to the toilet.

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Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"We should start wearing masks."

"I hate it..."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"This does not make us friends."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Puss in Heels

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

String Theory for Beginners.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat Lover's Leap.