Cat Owning Gifts

"Astonish me."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'So you're okay to pop in and feed her while I'm away?'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

'I'm working on a reality based version of Dungeons and Dragons. I'll call it Cats and Basements.

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"I hate it..."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"This does not make us friends."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

String Theory for Beginners.

Puss in Heels

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

Cat Lover's Leap.