Cat Owning Pillows

"Astonish me."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'So you're okay to pop in and feed her while I'm away?'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"I hate it..."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"This does not make us friends."

Puss in Heels

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

String Theory for Beginners.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Cat on guitar