Becoming A Cat Owner Pillows

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

New Rules for the Household

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"I hate it..."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"We should start wearing masks."

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

String Theory for Beginners.