Becoming A Cat Owner Pillows

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

New Rules for the Household

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"I hate it..."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"We should start wearing masks."

Hell No Kitty

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

String Theory for Beginners.