Cat Owning Neighbor Gifts

'Catnap? Yeah right: He's been asleep for the past five hours...'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

$1: Family Secrets

Cats on Board.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"I hate it..."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"