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'Catnap? Yeah right: He's been asleep for the past five hours...'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cats on Board.

$1: Family Secrets

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"We should start wearing masks."

"I hate it..."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Puss in Heels

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

String Theory for Beginners.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"