"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"
Neighbor With Cats T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase your neighbor’s feline obsession with fun, witty designs. Comfortable and stylish, these shirts make perfect gifts for any cat enthusiast.
'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'
"What you call tricks I call humiliations."
Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay
$1: Family Secrets
Cats on Board.
'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'
'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'
"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."
"He ran out of pee."
'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'
"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"
"Trust me – she's a witch."
"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."
'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'
How cats see their home
"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"
"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"
'It's the people downstairs again.'
Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.
Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.
'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'
'Want to have a snowball fight?'
"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."
"Let me through, I'm a busybody."
Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.
"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."
Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.
Nice to see you!
Don't even think about it!
'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'
My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.
Privacy in the garden.
A huge, mind-boggling number.
'Catnap? Yeah right: He's been asleep for the past five hours...'
Neighbor With Cats T-Shirts Collection
Neighbor With Cats Mugs
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Neighbor With Cats Pillows
Brighten your neighbor’s home with cozy, cat-themed pillows. Browse our collection of soft, humorous, and adorable options that showcase their feline passion.
Neighbor With Cats Prints
Decorate your neighbor’s walls with charming cat prints. Explore our selection of witty and artistic designs that highlight their love for cats in style.