Cat-owning Friend Gifts

"Around here his word is law."

Clean My Litter Box!

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.