Cat-owning Friend Gifts

"Around here his word is law."

Clean My Litter Box!

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I hate it when we fight."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'