Cat-loving Friend Gifts

"The meaning of life is cats."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

Meow Power Demolition team.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

How Cats See Their Home.

'This new cat is good.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Save my place.'

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

101 uses of a dead cat: pendulum

Giant cat sleeps on a building

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"He's very finicky."

Zen Kitten

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

"They had decided, without consulting me, mind you, that I should be a house cat. I happen to like the outdoors, so I escaped and started my travels..."

"I've solved the windowless office problem."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Yeah, I used to hate water too, but that was before I was introduced to the delight that is soaking in a hot tub..."

"I have a facebook page for each of my nine lives."

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"Your cats are fine."

Borer Patrol - Feline Unit.

A cat composer

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"We're going to need a bigger litter box."

Cat Trophies

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.