Feline Friend Gifts

"Are they still following us?"

"I really appreciate this."

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Love.

"The thing is we lived in L.A.,...we never even needed mittens!"

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

'Only one more to go.'

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Flower seed and Bird seed

Winking Cat.

"...In your last 8 lives you were...er...a cat"

Stretched Cat.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Catsulation

'Hello, my name is Charlene and it's been 3 days since I let my cat boss me around.'

'Originally I thought I would like to have one in my old age. Then I thought. why one' Why wait?'

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

Shelter Cat Nap

'Trust me, 20 minutes on a warm lap and your blood pressure will drop like a rock.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Sorry, eating homework isn't in my job description."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'