Feline Friend Gifts

"Are they still following us?"

"I really appreciate this."

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"The thing is we lived in L.A.,...we never even needed mittens!"

Love.

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

'Only one more to go.'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

Winking Cat.

Flower seed and Bird seed

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Stretched Cat.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"...In your last 8 lives you were...er...a cat"

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Be a friend.

"I've never seen him pause next to anyone longer!"

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

Orange Bengal Tiger

'You get kickbacks from Al's Sofa City, don't you, Fluffy?'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

Re-home Sweet Home

No-Kill Ambitions.

'It's a symbiotic relationship- she gives me food, and I eat it.'

"I'm starting to see the resemblance..."