Cat Person Friend Gifts

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"And where have you previously moused?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I hate it when we fight."

Woman escapes with cats.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door