Feline Friendship Gifts

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cats on Board.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hate it when we fight."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Love.