Feline Companionship Gifts

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

Smirking Cat

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

New Years Eve - We are overwhelmed with excitement.

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"And where have you previously moused?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Foster failure

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog lover

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Taking it easy

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

Rocking Witches.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."