Kitten Companion Gifts

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Taking it easy

Dog Crossing

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Rocking Witches.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Conservation Area

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of Mice and Men.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Next!'

"Is this who I am?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

The Not So Wild West

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

The Unsportables: Relay

Cat and Dog Bike

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."