Kitten Companion Gifts

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Rocking Witches.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Dog Crossing

Taking it easy

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Conservation Area

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Of Mice and Men.

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Is this who I am?"

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Next!'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

The Not So Wild West

The Unsportables: Relay

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Cat and Dog Bike

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."