Kitten Caregiver Gifts

The Not So Wild West

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

Cat yoga

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

Don't forget to feed the python...

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."