Cat Caregivers Gifts

Sorry Dear, until they put mice into tins you'll have to make do with chicken.

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog on man's stair lift

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

'Next!'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Will you be wanting this?'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I hate it..."

The Not So Wild West

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Pest Control

Hell No Kitty

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'