Critter Caregiver Gifts

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

'My client never claimed to be a veterinarian, your honor. He claimed to be an animal doctor.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"She's a miniature."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

The Cat Spa

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

The Not So Wild West

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Hell No Kitty

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.