Critter Caregiver Gifts

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

'My client never claimed to be a veterinarian, your honor. He claimed to be an animal doctor.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Will you be wanting this?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Not So Wild West

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'