Creature Caretaker Gifts

Worm Appreciation Society!

Animal protection

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Bathing the dog

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Hell No Kitty

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'