Reptile Caretaker Gifts

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Babysitting him will be easy: He's just been fed and will be lethargic..."

"Foster failure"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Horse Clean-up

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Vodka

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Worm Appreciation Society!

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Hamlet.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Succeed.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"We're not accusing you of abusing the system, but I understand you've been on Social Security for 150 years."

'What do you mean on second thought you feel fine?'

VETERINARIAN, 'He has a nervous twitch.'

'My start, that doesn't look too bad to me....