Creature Caregiver Gifts

'The pandemic is here!!!'

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Rex the Dog.

Vodka

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Horse Clean-up

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Succeed.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

Hamlet.