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'The pandemic is here!!!'

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

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'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Rex the Dog.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Horse Clean-up

Vodka

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

Succeed.

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Hamlet.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'