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Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Egg Buggy

Tortoise polishing his shell

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Vodka

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Zen Kitten

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Worm Appreciation Society!

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"I'm training him to do chores."

"The lost password department's that way."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

'You're needed at the can opener.'

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"