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'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"So what's this then? Old or sick?"

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

'You'll have to put away your man cave, dear, the Fenwicks are coming over for dinner!'

Swamp creatures during football season.

Giraffe Umbrella...

'I'll take it!'

'The pandemic is here!!!'

Bob's Apartment

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

'Well, I still say he looks nothing like me!'

"You think I was conned buying him as a pedigree then?"

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

Letting the Cat Out

"Hopkins has been in charge of our giraffes for 25 years!"

Cute monster

"He was very old and quite sick."