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Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"So what's this then? Old or sick?"

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

'I'll take it!'

'You'll have to put away your man cave, dear, the Fenwicks are coming over for dinner!'

Giraffe Umbrella...

Swamp creatures during football season.

'The pandemic is here!!!'

Bob's Apartment

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

"You think I was conned buying him as a pedigree then?"

Letting the Cat Out

"Hopkins has been in charge of our giraffes for 25 years!"

"Oops... That could be trouble."

Cute monster

"He was very old and quite sick."