Creature Catcher T-Shirts

"Oops... That could be trouble."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Catasaurus

Diolch

Opening the door to new customers

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Vodka

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

A Lionocerous

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

Convergent Fauna

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'