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"Oops... That could be trouble."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Opening the door to new customers

Diolch

Catasaurus

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Vodka

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

A Lionocerous

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Convergent Fauna

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."