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Bob's Apartment

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Pink Bantha

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Casting in the swamp.

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Vodka

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Something nocturnal."

Worm Appreciation Society!

For services to Tourism. . .

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'But they get attached to me!'

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Yeti

Monster Bathrooms.

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

'Oh sure, Rupert's lovely, but his mate's a total slime-bag.'

'No that's not Steve, that's Margaret, - Steve died of a heart attack last year...'

'I don't know what it is, but if Ben's afraid of it, a shotgun won't do you any good!'

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

"Oops... That could be trouble."