Critter Catcher T-Shirts

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

Shows Bundt

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

'But they get attached to me!'