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'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Gee, thanks

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'I'm huggable!'

Baby face

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"How many is too many?"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Raccoon notepad

'But they get attached to me!'

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

How Snails Are Born

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

Inbreeding Mishaps

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'