Cute Creature Collector T-Shirts

Cute monster

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Diolch

Catasaurus

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Vampire Bat

Baby face

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Chameleon.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Gee, thanks

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'But they get attached to me!'

'Aw - cute!'

A Lionocerous

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

Inbreeding Mishaps

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"