Cute Creature Collector Gifts

Cute monster

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Diolch

Catasaurus

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Vampire Bat

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Baby face

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Chameleon.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

'But they get attached to me!'

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

'Aw - cute!'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

Gee, thanks

A Lionocerous

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"