Critter Collector Gifts

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Forgive them, Lord. They know not what they do.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'But they get attached to me!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Chicken Coupe.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"How many is too many?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"She's a weiner cat."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Bees

"What they hell are we looking at."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Gee, thanks

'Oooo! Oooo! There it goes again! That unbearable itch inside my shell!'