Critters Collector Gifts

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Chicken Coupe.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"How many is too many?"

"She's a weiner cat."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

Gee, thanks

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

'But they get attached to me!'

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'