Kitty Collectors Gifts

"Here's my collection of unused cat toys."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'We know you have a cat.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Cat Boss

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"It's kittens."

Evolution of the Cat.

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"How many is too many?"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

Kitten Futures

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

"What they hell are we looking at."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

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