Kitty Collectors Gifts

"Here's my collection of unused cat toys."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'We know you have a cat.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Cat Boss

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"It's kittens."

Evolution of the Cat.

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"How many is too many?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Kitten Futures

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'But they get attached to me!'