Collecting Cat-related Items Gifts

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Puss in Heels

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"How many is too many?"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Spoiled Cat.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"What they hell are we looking at."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.