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Evolution of the Cat.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Puss in Heels

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"How many is too many?"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

'But they get attached to me!'

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!