Cat Collectibles Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Puss in Heels

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"I love what you've done to the place."

Evolution of the Cat.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"How many is too many?"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Spoiled Cat.

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

"What they hell are we looking at."

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Maybe you're right. Maybe we have too many cats.

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."